Paying Hell’s High Interest Rates
People borrow money from lending institutions that have large amounts of ready cash. These places give people an opportunity to buy something immediately that they need or desire. The bigger the cost of interest, the easier it is to obtain large amounts of money from them. Just as finance companies prosper on the uneducated who live for the moment, hell enlarges itself due to the uninformed sinner. Be informed tonight of the extravagant interest rate charged by hell. Judgment day is coming, however, and hell charges a high interest rate. That is why its lures are so enticing. That's why it advertises so heavily and disguises the actual price in the fine print, with a lot of mathematical complications. Add to this the fact that the interest is compounded daily. God has high interest rates too but you get the dividends! Jesus paid the price to get you out of debt caused by hell's high interest rates. You can consolidate all your sins and iniquities into one package and drop them off at Calvary. If you are making payments to hell for some foolish pleasure of sin, apply to heaven's credit bureau. Make your appeal to the blood of Jesus.